Urinal Man - Urinal Simulator

Saw this on the other board I visit and it was quality.

I got a B

Got an A+

How did you not get an A Vega?

Technically any of those urinals are legit spots unless you suffer from gun shyness, or you're into meat gazing.

Well I don't understand why you want to pee in the ones everyone else is peeing in. That means you're standing in piss basically. I got an A. Maybe Vega is that guy that likes to talk to the guy next to him while he pees.

I sit down when I pee.

I got an A, but when you're drunk or really gotta go I could give two fucks.

And I don'r know about anywhere else but around here at bars and clubs mother fuckers are always having drunk convos in the pissah and it's usually about the bitches on the dance floor or going into the womens restroom which is usually next to the mens or some slore standing outside there.

fuck talking to some stranger while I'm pissing. I can't do that gay shit.

I typically pick the stalls to the right, i dont go for the closest ones.

If i cant pee ina toilet id rather go outside n finda bush less its not busy and i can get getta pee out ina urnil before abuncha strangers start surrounding me

easy A