Well, stinky girl has been off work for the last 3 weeks. She didn't even contact us to let us know. The first we heard was last week when she phoned in saying she's had a "breakdown" and is "depressed". I think the words she's looking for are "mental" and "smelly".
People who are depressed generally don’t update their Facebook profile picture every day, with pictures and poses which are essentially the same apart from the location. Talking of locations, most of her location updates are from Bars and Nightclubs. Nothing like clubbing to make your depression go away.
Look at this recent profile pic:
Note the toilet cubicle background.