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Starting today, All new music will be released on friday instead of tuesday. Just figured I’d give our readers a heads up. Will it boost sales? I doubt it. Is it a good idea? Time will tell.
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20 Years ago Hiphop Lost an ICON- RIP Eazy-E
Sept 7 1963 – March 26th 1995
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I’m a few days late to the party on this one and i apologize but i had to weigh in. Last week rumors flew of George Zimmerman boxing ex G-Unit flunky The Game but that was quickly shot down, and we hoped never to hear the names George Zimmerman and The Game ever again. Strangely, George Zimmerman was dug up and once again boxing was involved. This time the opponent was to be once Def Jam and Ruff Ryder front man DMX. From the reports ive read on the interwebs people have been quite negative and against the fight. People are shocked that George Zimmerman proven cold blooded child killer and DMX documented fizzlehead and worst father ever to be fighting one an other in a boxing match. What exactly is shocking about this other than them fighting on Trayvon’s Birthday?
While I find it to be in extremely poor taste I don’t find this to be the lowest these two have gone, remember George killed a kid, and DMX made movies with Steven Seagal. Now DMX seems to have some fight experience, hes been to jail and prison many many times. That means you’ve had to have at least a tussle or two, right? I’ve also seen a video of him cracked out shadowboxing, he looked weak but quick. After watching that video about two years ago I challenged DMX to a boxing match on our podcast and we never got a response, although Joey and Bonafide were convinced I would lose.
We know George Zimmerman is a good shot but can the man fight? Hes overweight, out of shape, probably slow, does he still have that killer instinct? Can he over take the frail, aging, crackhead that was once hip-hops rawest rapper DMX? Or will the dog bite again (No K-Solo)? Im interested to see if this happens, nobody really can be a winner in this fight but ironically neither has nothing to lose.
On the same token DMX has a lot riding on this, if he wins hes the scumbag who fought George Zimmerman for crack money but hey at least someone got to beat George Zimmermans ass finally, right? If DMX loses… it’s over for him. I mean it’s already over for DMX but he’ll no longer have a career in rap or movies wait a second its like DMX already lost lol. But for real there will be no love for DMX hell be a legit bum if he doesn’t give it his all and beat Zimmerman half to death. He’ll not only be a disgrace to his fan(s) but im pretty sure everyone who followed the case and wanted to give Zimmerman a beatdown themselves will hate DMX for losing. The internet will destroy the X-Man with .gifs and memes of him taking the loss and well care even less the next time DMX gets arrested.
If i were to put money on it, which i wouldn’t, I’d bet the fix is in for DMX to win. So in theory everyone loses Zimmerman looks like he could be my little brother in that pic.
The website www.bonappetit.com got an early copy of blue chips 2 from their friends at vice and ran a dope article today previewing some of the lyrics on the album. Blue Chips 2 dropping everywhere including thecryptonline.com November 1st so stay tuned.
All the Food References in Action Bronson’s Mixtape, “Blue Chips 2″
Note: There were a few cases (marked by *) where even repeated listens failed to demystify the lyrics. Reader suggestions are welcome in the comments below.
From “Silverado”
I know your hair’s soft / You’re on the menu like the lamb broth
From “Pepe Lopez”
I’m in the Gray 8* / restaurant / I order rabbit like a Playmate
Drinking 40s out in Rockaway
Barbecues with the Mexicans / Get my m—f—ing drink, man
From “The Don’s Cheek”
360 on a Sea-Doo in a tux / call my homie tell him meet me down at Lido Beach for lunch
All the money chronological, it look like callaloo / provide the crew designer suits and exotic food
From “It Concerns Me”
Hall and Oates be at the benefit for ___ ___* / they have the freshwater bass served five styles
Greek men / jump off the back of the boat for dinner / barehanded snatch up an octopus I’m a winner / grill it / hit it with olive oil and lemon / then kiss my fingers / ___ _____* that was delicious
And we’d be remiss in omitting the sample of an Applebee’s commercial that ends the song:
“Look at ‘em bonding over the jazzed-up flavor of those new Bourbon Street entrées…creamy Cajun steak and shrimp and Cajun shrimp pasta.”
From “Practice”
Order the breast of veal at Walt Frazier’s / dog my women come in all flavors
Every meal I eat steak to make a statement / Patrick Bateman
Cheerios shift lip like Rey Mysterio / We laid up with big money be the scenario
Eating chicken Parmesan in a holding cell / my feet up
From “Jackson & Travolta feat. Meyhem Lauren”
Wearin’ all green outfits / The butter look like Sun Chips
Your p— smell like Satan / I’m glad I ate lamb
I caught the alley with the poke out / seven hundred thousand dollars at the smokehouse
From “Through the Eyes of a G feat. Ab-Soul”
I move the mustard from Russia to Haiti . . . F— with my luncheon and the pump leave you under the daisies
Seven different kinds of cheeses / My silhouette resemble Jesus in
Take a ginger shot / doing concentration curls with the cinder blocks
From “Contemporary Man”
Fine dining, drink water out the crystal creek
I’m a wild freak / Here’s shorty with the child’s sleeve / While her mother makes soup with the cow feet
Pay 100 dollars for the joints I roll / oyster bowl / chillin’ in the Cloisters
Crack the bud / guzzle / humidors
Smack the taco out your mouth / green couch
From “Twin Peugots feat. Big Body Bes & Mac Miller”
My dad was right when he said I was a strange, f— / Now every meal is calamari and boudin blanc
Eggs Rothko/ The handmade suit cloth I got the sports coat
Serve me snails to eat / No ham and cheese
The 540i, color salmon / Smoked can, and / push the seat back / roll my weed up
From “Man & The Mirror”
Caddy got the brown on top / Just like the crème brûlée / Crack it
Five in the morning, drinkin coffee smoking Kents
I been there / Pouches of tuna
From “Midget Cough”
Three different types of forks from Morandi lunch / tamarind punch, higher than the javelin jump
Def Leppard / Fresh pepper / Did I mention, steer the whip with one arm like Jim Abbott / chocolate sauce over dead rabbit
The animals we find in the jungle on the table, sculpted and nice / throw the dice
From “It’s Me”
Thin slices of the cheddar, folded up make my life better / We had the lunch at Osteria Morini, I had the calf’s brain / half glass of Cabernet on the PATH train
Won’t even dine / unless the ice sculpture centerpiece is swan
From “Flip Ya (feat. Retchy P)”
Lightly battered yam / a squeeze of lemon over lamb
Sit A.C. Slater style on your girl’s shoulder / Then have a cold soda
English muffin / with butter at the Yiddish luncheon
From “9.24.13 (feat. Big Body Bes)”
How you think I got the art displayed on dinner plates? / First course was from the Finger Lakes / Last course cinnamon ginger cake
Yes, Mr. Baklava
Now they wanna the wipe the crack of my ass after I s— / And I just had corned beef hash
From “Amadu Diablo”
Turkey sandwich in aluminum foil / the game been fixed
You can catch me in the trees like the s— for the pancakes
From “In the City (feat. Jeff Woods)”
Ate dinner while they played the Whispers / I had the fish, it was delicious / Hibiscus syrup / trips to Europe
From “I Adore You”
Make two farm-fresh scrambled eggs with the grits / Glass of club soda, splashed with the twist / lime, placed on wrist / Custom
Flour for the cake gettin’ sifted up / Make it fluffy / poof
Dip to the Red Roof Inn / Have a sandwich
Blue Chips 2 is available as a free download on November 1. You can watch a teaser—featuring Bronson on a cellphone straight out of 1995—here.
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Woke up this morning and my best friend Knuckles was gone… He was the best friend anyone could ask for, the sweetest, most caring, affectionate, and loving creature I’ve ever come across. This is the worst day, and I never thought someone as cold hearted as me could love something so much. It goes to show you sometimes a pet brings out the best in you. Thanks for the all love for him over the years.
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in an interview with Hiphopdx Inspectah Deck announced that he, Esoteric and 7L will once again be teaming up for hip hop’s sake to bring the fans CZARFACE 2 sometime in 2014. Stay tuned to thecryptonline.com for more updates including artwork and tracklist as the project gets closer to being released. Support/Purchase the original Czarface HERE
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in an interview with Hiphopdx Inspectah Deck announced that he, Esoteric and 7L will once again be teaming up for hip hop’s sake to bring the fans CZARFACE 2 sometime in 2014. Stay tuned to thecryptonline.com for more updates including artwork and tracklist as the project gets closer to being released. Support/Purchase the original Czarface HERE
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MMLP 2 November 5th 2013
1. Bad Guy
2. Parking Lot (Skit)
3. Rhyme Or Reason
4. So Much Better
5. Survival
6. Legacy
7. !! Ft. Skylar Grey
8. Berzerk
9. Rap God
10. Brainless
11. Stronger Than I Was
12. The Monster Ft. Rihanna
13. So Far…
14. Love Game Ft. Kendrick Lamar
15. Headlights Ft. Nate Ruess
16. Evil Twin
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